Too much Southern Comfort...they all look pretty now...cum here baby!


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( brown-wings flaps and flaps, but enough about pussies, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

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my sides hurt
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

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Brillogs! If only....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)

ace
especially the one with big hips
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)

Mmmmmm!
Child bearing.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

i like the racist geordie best then the leggy blonde
ginge comes a close third before the irish one.in last place is big-ass blowjoblips
FACT!
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

Sweet!
All cat is good cat.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

ginge comes before any
then racist geordie for a revenge arsefuck :p

get your priorities straight.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

i dont know which ones which
and im not really fussy
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

See below
www.b3ta.com/board/6670190
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

fussy, get no cat

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

Huzzah!
this makes me laff :)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

I guess I just calls it as I sees it !
* jizz *
( brown-wings flaps and flaps, but enough about pussies, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

"Tells claim to fame story on b3ta again"
Sarah Harding once asked me if I've got salted nuts.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

I hope you said No!
But you have fishy ones ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

Nah, I said "sorry, the only nuts i have are the ones you can see there"
Or words to that effect.

I might have even said "sorry, i don't have any nuts"

I wish I could remember.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

LOLZORDS!
Best Story Evah in a long while!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

Salty Nutz
I would have told her I've never tasted them, but she's welcome to lick them and let me know!
( brown-wings flaps and flaps, but enough about pussies, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

This was Marks and Spencer simply food
Junction 12 M1. I used to work there.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

i hope you answered with
"ill empty them into your mouth, and you can tell me"

*empties nuts into a tissue...carries on*
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

Hoots!
I saw a ghost programme with them in it. The ginger one swore at a ghost and it knocked loudly on a table then they all screeched and ran out of the house.
( The Duke of Prunes, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Derek Acorah is a see you next tuesday!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

Synt?
That is one time where you have to use "chav" talk.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

CUNT!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Derek Acorah's braw
I especially like it when he becomes possessed.
( The Duke of Prunes, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

He only does it because he
was a Shit footballer!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

he was a footballer?
by which I mean, you don't mean he was attached to Charlton?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*
;)

What makes it all worse, is that you only lost 1-0 to Tottenham and you're wank! We lost 5-1 and we're in the premiership :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)

I tihnk you mean
what makes it worse is that you beat Southend 1-0 and you lost to a team two divisions lower.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

mary
loves
dick

_{nuf' said}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)

hahaha!
there was one when he was going on about yvette's tits.
( The Duke of Prunes, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)

rapeghost
*would pay to see it*
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

Besy phrase ever!
*Trademarks Rapeghost*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Most likely haunted
I saw that too...that's where I got the inspiration from - I just thought to myself "...what a bunch of cum gobbling slappers"...then I whacked my load out to that same thought echoing in my mind.
( brown-wings flaps and flaps, but enough about pussies, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

Aye, it was on ITV 2 or someyhing,
it was bloody awful, not nearly as funny as Most Haunted
( The Duke of Prunes, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)

hahaha

( Milkman Dan, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

I hope so.
And also Woo to you!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Hoorah!

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)

really.
I'm sure they speak extremely highly of you too.
( pep, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

I believe he's known as the slimmest snake in the west
hello Pep, merry Grontmas and all.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

I'm sure he loves it when people cum on his face too.
merry festivities to you too, Mr Horrible. Hope you get warmer.
( pep, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)

I shall endeavour to
by going to my mum's and being fed lots and lots and lots.
Personally I'd love to cum on his face, but that's another tale.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:02, archived)

*clicks*
and phwoar!
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)