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# Nah, check Wikipedia
She's legal pretty soon.


Which will totally ruin the flavour</hull>
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Wha!?!?!
First That bird from Charmed
Then the Olsens
Then Hermione
Now Stephanie!!!!

Noooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Aye, I know. It's a fucking tragedy.
They should find a way to preserve and mass produce the best jailbait 'tang before it gets ruined by the insidious clutches of time.

Infact, it's the perfect argument for the legalisation and advancement of cloning... then we all can have one!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# If its for your "own consumption", technically it shouldnt be a crime!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# We're fucking doomed, aren't we.
If there are a god/some gods, they hate us for this.

Unless of course Garry Glitter is god... then we're well in!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Nah. She's too old for him.
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Does he strike you as an inversitile molester?
He'd hit it. She might soon be legal, but she still looks like there'll be no beard on the clam.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# i bet she's the top end of his "would" scale
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# somewhere beyond "Mahogany"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah, but who's prepared to wait for 12 years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# wait for 6 and just get impatient...

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Someone will have to invent a rapid ripening serum
possibly created from the over-ripe 16 year old models, ground up and liquefied.

I don't think the ethics comittee will mind that, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ethics? we're discussing cloning preteens for carnal use
ethics dont come onto it (so to speak)
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ethics girls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# That can be our slogan!
"Ethics don't come into it, but you can, in any orifice you please!"
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# How about
"Disposable pink for the discriminating fiddler."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Right
Which one of us is taking this idea to Dragon's Den for financing?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Well volunteered, that perv
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I bagsy the quality assurance job!
Jesus I'm so going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Aren't we all?
This might come in handy, so to speak

(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# theyre all going off!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# thats why Michael Jackson has a hyperbaric chamber at home!
its not for HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah it is...
It's where he trains to become a super saiyan.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Legal soon?
Stephanie (played by Julianna Rose Mauriello) is a fictional character from the childrens television show LazyTown. She inspired the citizens of LazyTown to get up and go. She is an 8 year old who has pink hair. She came to town to visit her uncle, the mayor of LazyTown. At first, no matter how much Stephanie tried, she couldn't get the others to play along, so she asked for Sportacus' help. When Sportacus finally arrived, the whole town worked together to make LazyTown the best place to live. She also holds the secret recipe to a really great cake, which is "a piece of cake to bake."
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)