No no no, the only thing she'll EVER be good in is a Coffin.
Perhaps an urn.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)

can't we just nail her to a cross
and burn her?

...maybe flick acid at her first...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)