From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(londoner, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Hahaha
*fears the amount of BBC news pages this compo will yield, but enjoys this one*
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

That made me laugh.
Took me a while to get it, though. Woo!
/dense
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)