Wishes...


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

you know i always thought david blaine was kind of cool
i never liked his voice

and i wouldn't want to hang out with him

but if he were on TV, yeah, i'd watch him for a minute or two.

unless he was just chilling in a glass box for three months. that i don't want to watch.
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

I quite liked his magic stuff
when he wandered about throwing cards at people and producing goats from his back pocket

but his over the top shite is exactly that
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

Me
Too.
( Collatallie Sisters, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

he seems to be good at the
"look over there! now i did something over here!" sort of thing.
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

That's also a very good technique for use on tha laydeez.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

my friend was telling me
about this group of guys who claim they can pick up any girl

and they have this stupid routine of lines and simple magic tricks.

magic tricks. it's like they think they're trying to impress a lizard or a cat.
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

I totally scored with a lizard this one time after I threw a deck of cards at it.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

ahh yes
his "see goats" was fantastic

When did he turn, anyway?
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

You now have me searching youtube for surprise goats.
I'll keep you posted if there are any sexy results.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Hmm. I just found this, and I think it's a fair bit better than blaine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uapM9e_RMM
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 1:04, archived)

If it wasn't for the internet, I probably wouldn't even know who he was
I don't think I've ever actually seen him on my television before.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

he once did a stunt
where he sat on top of my television for thirteen weeks. not once during the entire time was i impressed.
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

uhh...
We keep telling you, that wasn't Blaine.

That was fake dogshit.

I realize it's easy to get them confused, but...
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

now that you mention it...
but i could have sworn the shit had david blaine's hairstyle.
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

if magic were real, he would be dead.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

FRIENDLY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF B3TADAY

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

enthusiastic salute in return!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

happy b3taday!

( Milkman Dan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

thanks, sir!
where's my fucking milk?


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

drank it all
sorry
( Milkman Dan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

i hope you gave a few drops to the spiderlings.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 1:20, archived)

way to go!

(schnurricane, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

ok, image time....
oh yeah, i do have one.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

Happy b3taday!

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

merci!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)