he's incorrigible


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( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 8:34, archived)

and lie
he did/ does (delete as applicable)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)

ok
TJ: Where is everyone?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)

I am here
in a captainy capacity. But only today until the second.

'Tar dead? Shame.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)

Thank feck for that
I thought the board had asploded
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)

Hello.


*bows*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)

I'm here
but nobody knows who I am
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)

*shrugs*
I dunno, I've gone shopping
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)

Hehe!
I need new jeans so please keep an eye out.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)

Okey dokey
what style do you like?
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)

The style that lifts and seperates, probably
:P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)

Hahahaha
I shall keep an eye out for Wunderjeans then. Want a pair too, Jay?
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)

I need them more than ever :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)

YOU!
got an FP!
yays
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)

I did! yays
*struts around showing it off*

does it suit me?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

*camel toes*
Oh look, the children want to play a game:
www.b3ta.com/talk/2367871
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)

Oooh
I look forward to it :)


( the holly and the ivv, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)

Gosh
*Gives the anarchists cigarettes*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)

Doesn't surprise me.
He's a bit of a jobknockey.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

I suppose I could stick 'em all on ignore
but can't be arsed
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)

Surely not?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)

I was
over there, but now I'm here. Later, I may go there again.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

Make sure you leave a trail of breadcrumbs or wool
in case you get lost on the way.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)

I've just gotten back
from lunch with a visiting scotsman (complete with an hour sitting at the beach watching all the ladies goes by) then helping my sister buy a digicam (Panasonic FZ5) and a new stereo. I am utterly knackered and I'm going to have a nap!

Geographically... I'm in Sydney, Capital of the antipodean colony where it was easily 30 degrees ambient and more than that in the baking sun (thus the high number of barely-clad young ladies down at the beach).
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)

hmm
*stops imagining bexhill-on-sea*
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

haha you are Barry Took
AICMFP

Ning everyone! Isn't it a FABULOUS day? :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)

It is now!
*smooches*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)

:D Cor
hihi

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)

Congrats!
your FP gives me hope...
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)

Thanks!
hey, what do you mean by that?! :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

ha ha!
no offence meant!

It's just that yours has been a long time coming, so I shouldn't give up! :D
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)