it's only a matter of time


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)

Oh please god
let this become true before I stab the cunt myself...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)

Died of 37 stabwounds to the back more like
but WOO!
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)

...and a police investigation revealed suicide

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

...its the natural conclusion (wink wink)

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)

"self-confessed"
is a redundant tautology.

woo to the idea of the death of russell brand, though
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

Yes yes yes
Please let this happen, then the fucking Guardian and Channel 4 can shut up about that unfunny cnut for 5 minutes.. before starting on the obituaries about what a genius he was
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)

I don't know who that is, but I'll Youtube him and let you know of my conclusions.
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( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)

He is some pointless twat
who is inexplicably all over the British tabloids and on every other Channel 4 TV programe at this point in time.

I envy you for not knowing who he is, I really do.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)

think of a cunt
and then think of it as a rotting wound rather than a warm inviting place
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)

I hate him
but actually found myself laughing at him during the Big Fat Quiz last night
...gah, I must be becoming less cynical in my old age
( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)

Woo!
But isn't he a West Ham fan?
(rhyswynne puts the "sensual" into "nonconsensual sex", Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

I have no idea

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

yes
he is,however, the sort of cunt that supports Arsenal

like fatty bum bum from Little Britain and Alan Davies
(bigmeuprudeboy was, is and always shall be a complete cunt, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 10:51, archived)