Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thrush

Click for Binocularised version

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)

Lol
I want a pair of those.
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)

Do you remember that Madonna song?

"Erotic, Erotic, Put your hands all over Bill Oddie"

I was always surprised she knew who he was.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)

someone did a lovely animation of it on here not that long ago

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

Darn, I miss all the good stuff*



*not really, i'm always on B3ta 9-5
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

I'd like to see that
but am far too lazy to check the glassco.cx index.

Ah, the pain of it all.

In other news I went for a 10-mile walk t'other day (as the beginnings of preparation for a much larger walk). 5 miles from the car in the middle of a field of mud in god forsaken fog-shrouded countryside the soles of both my boots came off. The remaining 5 miles walking essentially in my socks were surprisingly not that bad.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

Shoes are a money making con,
it's a well known fact.
Carefully maintained by the illuminati of Dr Scholl, Clarks and the mysterious "Puppies of Hush"
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

Joel Veitch
www.rathergood.com/bill/

Edit: T'was a looooooong time ago though
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

Good old Joel!
I should thank him & Jacqui for sending me a cuddly viking kitten.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

He never sent ME a cuddly viking kitten!
/sulk
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

I won a competition about a month ago.
You had to say what you would do if you were Joel for a day, there were 4 winners.

Somebody said they would fuck the queens gaping anus, another said they would treat Mrs Veitch to 8 seconds of love (but just once), and I said I would kill every cunt who had ever crossed me in a glorious day of vengeance.

I wasnt being funny though.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Can I have YOUR cuddly viking kitten?

*fires up chainsaw*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

Gulp...sure...meet me at the abandoned spooky roller disco
for the exchange.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thrush

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

When I read "click for binocularised version" I was expecting this.

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)

I was going to, but thought best to leave it legible :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)

I love Bill Oddie
And if someone with actual energy camapigned for his face to be on all £20 notes, I'd give them my signature and a small donation.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)

I liked him immensely until recently
he's gone a weird and arrogant
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)

Really?
Oh that's a shame.

:-( Way to ring in my new year, Toast. I'm going to be depressed throughout '07 now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)

Just stick on the Goodies DVDs and all happiness is restored.
You don't have to change your opinion of someone just because someone else has said something my dear. :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)

*blank expression*
Screen....tells.....truth....

Must....worship.....screen....

Beware...Ashton....Kutcher.....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

What about Billy Connolly on a £1 note?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)

More than a pound, surely!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

Heh
Bill Oddie, Bill oddie, put your hands all over my body
/Madonna singing Erotica blog
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)

hahahahaha
I take it people are ignoring the 'obituary' part of the contest now
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)