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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

pfft
*click*
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

/spelling nazi
*too --- to.

nd with that, taa---ta, I'm off for a ciggie. Sory KK.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

and*
I can be nazi too :>
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

Ah, you're right
That'll teach me to try and read a spreadsheet.

Best excuse for antiwork ever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

How's this?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

Hello Captainy person.


What entertainment have you for me today on this most boring of days at work?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

none
it would seem
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

I think
she's gone right off me.


Which is a shame, because I give good head.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

I am here!
I'm just doing everyone's work!

And I haven't gone off you, I brought you up in conversation yesterday, actually.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

well if anyone wants entertainment
i could do a little dance
or get a baseball bat and smash some shit up.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

Make a little love.....
Actually, no more of that for me thank you. Not just now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

*unzips*
aw, go on.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

Really so?
In a good way?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

Yup
The manwife wanted a ship place, and wanted to be my feathered shoulder chum and I told him 'no can do, there's a wheelsome bird for that'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Poor he.
Poor lonely he now. No shoulder for he. He do go sad-cry.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

It's ok
He can be ships' manwench. He's my manwench anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

oh my fucking god
lol :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

On "Who wants to win 16K"
Tarrant always has his fingers across his mouth/under his nose.

I wonder what he is always sniffing on his index finger.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

His ring?

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

Nah, his wife left him
so he wouldn't have a wedding ring to sniff (knowing wink).
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

What a tiswas.

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

They're redoing Tiswas
Still with Tarrant.

Apparently. And don't ask where I heard it because I can't remember.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

But isn't the Phantom Flan Flinger
dead?

Edit: But Sally James gave me some stirrings when I was 11 or 12.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

my girlfriend's called sally james*
*100% fact
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

Send us a picture
I'll see if it stirs me in the same way. I'm the only person in the office today and I need something to keep me occupied.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

Sally James in denim
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

No!!!! NONO NONONO
WRONG PLEASE SAY IT'S NOT TRUE

oi, you ignoring me, cappun? :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

she seems to be ignoring me too

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Sorry, busy at work
As no other fucker seems to be working except moi

And it is true, or at least the fact that I heard it is true.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

so it's just me you're ignoring then?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

No.
Well, I'm ignoring everyone, but only because I'm working.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

i saw an advert for a saturday morning tv celebration
or summat

i think it's on this week
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

hahahaha
brilliant
woo yay
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

nice one!
how's tricks?
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)