Bye bye old friend


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Last planearm Christmas, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

crivvens

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

Higher or lower?

"Lower."

"You can't get lower than 6 feet."

"Good game, good game."

etc.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Arf!

(Dooley, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

naah
Bruce will die at the age of 130 so everyone can just say "didn't he do well?"

woo anyway though ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

That's a good theory.


The flaw is that he's already 167.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

my mistake

( Mushroom, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

He's already dead
He is kept animated by a small nano-diesel generator in his chin.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

I don't believe that for a second.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

Proof
watch his chin. Its always juddering. Its the engine ticking over.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

I thought he had a second brain in his chin
and that that second brain has Parkinsons.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

No.
That was the previous Pope.

Then they ran out of bio-diesel and had to scrap him.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

the pope is dead?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

The Pope is dead!
Long live the Pope!


One of the Popes is dead anyway. They're just not saying which one it is.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

There's a whale in the thames!

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

There's an Irwin in the Thames?
Being driven by a Stingray from Whales?
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

The pope is a whale???

( davew27, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

John Peel is in the Thames breakdance fighting with James Brown?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

Gordon's alive?

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

Gordon Brown is the pope?

( davew27, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

space pope?
...
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

The pope is dead.
Das Pope isn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

hush!
puppy
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

Yes!

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6680334
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)

I fall asleep
every 16 hours or so and yet no-one's been thoughtful enough to provide me with a fucking headstone, the selfish cunts.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

We're saving them all to drop on you at a later date
thus ensuring your demise.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

I've made you one.
It's in the post.

I made it out of socks though, because there's no marble quarry near my house.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

bit of good fortune
on the sock quarry tho, eh? :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

Every two-thirds of a day?
I too suffer from irregular sleeping patterns.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

he fell asleep...
was he ever awake. I wonder?

"You get nothing for despair, not in this game!"
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

Nice to see you, to see you on ice

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

Hahaha! Woo!

(Dooley, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

a big brucie burial

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

Who's killed b3ta?

( davew27, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

dunno
you'll have to get poirot on the case
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

I don't know sherlock

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)

Everybody is on holiday
except me, but i'm not working very hard. Thats why the board is sloooooooow.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)