Oh Margaret...

Your obiturary writers are ready!

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

Oh, the day it happens
I will be having a severe party, and you're all invited.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)

Let's
start now...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)

let's party!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

i've never been to a severe party.
are they any good?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)

You're not supposed to remember

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

heh
remembersurvive :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

There have been several parties I haven't survived
I'm Fae v.6.0 now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

new and improved?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)

Well definitely NEW....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

Quite acute from what I've heard

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

burn the witch!
I sort of imagine a weird anti-diana thing with an open coffin where crowds line the street to shit on her face.
(Octo , living la vida broker, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)

I'm going to shake her pointless twat of a daughter upside down over a bucket until all the money falls out.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

I
may start a comic strip entitled "Carol Thatcher Child Snatcher". But then again I may not.
(Octo , living la vida broker, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

I think you should.
And then mark it '100% evidential proof guv'na' and have her arrested and sent to prison and violently, nay, BRUTALLY arsefisted without lube for CLAGGING UP MY TELLY.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)