sorry, I'm bored today.


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Last planearm Christmas, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)

30% left, surely?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

2 thirds off ?

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333% reoccurring
surely?
:p
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)

Yeah but I was keeping with the 30% thing for congruency.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

Fairy snuff

( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)

Dangerous stuff, that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)

/sniffs snuff
/dies
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)

My grandad uses snuff.
Fuck knows where he manages to get it in this day and age, where I'm systematically beaten by a line of 20 people that changes EVERY TIME just for thinking about possibly smoking part of a cigarette anywhere near* a person who isn't me.


*within 5.4 miles.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)

Depends if your a two-thirds dead or one-third alive kind of person

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

:D
I saw big huge cdcs in Leamington Spa. They were kind of cylindrical upright flowerbed things, with pink flowers.

Kept me laughing right up the road, so it did.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)

I guess you had to be there
Upright flowerbeds? Wouldn't they all fall out?
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)

you'd think
they were like big cock shaped flowery things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)

You mean West life?

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

Sort of.
Different sort of cock.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

( mofaha, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)

Look at him.
I'd piss in his hair, never mind his drink.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)

You never know, that could be his sort of thing.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)

Nah, men that look like that want very vanilla sex with blonde girls wearing pink.
Blonde girl I may be, but no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

haha!

( hanke, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

66.67%
shirley?
( teedyay, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

yea
that would be 20% off, i think.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

Do you really think?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)

I like your
way of thinking...
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)

:)

News story
( mofaha, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)

Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah
(not) staying alive, staying alive
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)