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[challenge entry] bye bye...sorong...!...
...kim jong is now making his way to the new secret underground bunker, where he will remain until his inevitable death.


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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 6:21, archived)
# i can't read that line past '...kim jong is now making.'
i just don't have the attention span.
i've read it like 12 times.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 6:43, archived)
# but first he has to "wack" the Sheen!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Wow, same sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)
# HP?

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# 'sorong'?
tacky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 7:03, archived)
# I'm going to post this, just because I can
The European Beaver (Castor fiber) was hunted almost to extinction in Europe, both for fur and for castoreum, a secretion of its scent gland believed to have medicinal properties. However, the beaver is now being re-introduced throughout Europe. Several thousand live on the Elbe, the Rhone and in parts of Scandinavia. In northeast Poland there is a thriving community of Castor fiber. They have been reintroduced in Bavaria and The Netherlands and are tending to spread to new locations. The beaver finally became extinct in Great Britain in the sixteenth century: Giraldus Cambrensis reported in 1188 (Itinerarium ii.iii) that it was to be found only in the Teifi in Wales and in one river in Scotland, though his observations are clearly first hand.<br><br>In October 2005, six European beavers were re-introduced to Britain in Lower Mill Estate in Gloucestershire, and there are plans for re-introductions in Scotland and Wales.[1]<br><br>The extinct North American Giant beaver (Castoroides ohioensis) was one of largest rodents that ever evolved. It disappeared, with other large mammals in the Holocene extinction event, which began about 13,000 years ago.
(rnuk -, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 7:35, archived)
# fair enough to,
cause it is a nice beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 7:50, archived)