Oliver!

Please Sir, More Lard.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Hummel has had balls removed, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

I can't remember if we like you or not.
You got flamed a lot.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

hmm
i have an opinion
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

do share.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

?
Flamed, AAh yes oversize pictures, gifs etc.
I guess we were all noobs once. I learn fast.
Bothered.......nope.
And all were rectified within a couple of minutes.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

Do I look bothered?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

No, you look lovely.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

Katherine Tate is an annoying untalented twunt
Although I love the irony in BBC2 replaicing Extras with her
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

I'd do her.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

I have no opinion of her,
I have no television and only know of this (frankly cack) phrase through other people saying it.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

she has the sort of humour where you are meant
to laugh because someone has to deal with her being annoying beyond belief.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Id'll be like me in a skirt then?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

If you would have read the FAQ first it would have all been rosey.
Go on, click your L, see what happens.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Like we read instructions.

( Hummel has had balls removed, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

That's why you should fuck off.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

Yes, we do like it if you read instructions.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

now learn about jpeg
artifacts my son.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

lol
yup artifacts...crap screen grab...overcompressed.. i try to do better your highness.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

and that is why
when we do BBC news grabs we edit the html instead :)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)

Ning Zoot.
Tell me about JPG artefacts.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

'ning fella, I'll not insult you with a copy and paste, I'll just be a lazy twat and link it.
ai.fri.uni-lj.si/~aleks/jpeg/artifacts.htm

( every time a jpeg is saved and reposted, then saved again it is compressed and the shoiter the original image the more artifacts will appear ( it's all the fuzzy shoite around hard edges in images ))

but you knew that.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

Ah!
The fuzzy shite.

Ta.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

Dear Pasanonic,
I am interested in you 'jpeg artifacts' and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

I like the fact that Somerset has a Serious Lard Squad

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

Pffft!
^ this
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

Ham Gobbler is good.
I have been away and am not yet swayed.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

I'd rather he was just kicked to death
by very large and angry men.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

oh dear

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)