THIS JUST IN...

(i appologize to Marky H. for stealing b3tamax again, he's just so cool!)

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)

I still wouldn't fuck that girl
and no I don't care that she wouldn't want to fuck me anyway
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)

Her nose is pierced.
Easy.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)

fucking ugly
nose and tongue piercings are the calling card of slaggy slag
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)

stop looking in the mirror!...
...you slaggot!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

hahahahahahahahah
it's funny because my mirror is made of cardboard and your face is anchovie
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)

you mean that...
....slaggy slag of a slag with the saggy sag saggers?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)

hold the anchovie.......well...
...who asked you and who cares....brilliant photoshop atomic, i know!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

Atomic please remember that....
I LIKE HATS
HATS ARE GOOD
I ONCE WORE A HAT
WHILST IN THE NUD!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

That is sweet. Write me a poem
*awaits being told to cunt off*
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

Master of turnips did once did decree
write me a poem, oh yes said he

but instead of a poem he doth read
me calling him an area of female anatomy a shade of off red.

for what he was called was bereft of good tact
because I decided to call him a "loveable twat"
which is better than the whore further off the page
who had her nostrils done the daft fucking... page/cunt?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

:D
love.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)

better than shakespear!

(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

Shakespeare.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)

wuz it a...
....BLACK HAT?....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

RIS?
Have I missed some news?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)

they are on about b3tamax
clearly feminine... or is it just me
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)

Err, this...

( cuntmuffin, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)

there once wuz some emos on the boards...
...they seem to travel in hourds...as the time went on... they made me yawn... now i call them Gay Lords!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

Yes...

( cuntmuffin, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)

Steal away... its an honour.
:D
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:53, archived)

AH-HA!...
...i got it in writing!...:)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:36, archived)