From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(Dr Frank, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

ELVIS!
You am elvis! I likes you.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Haha.
Nice play on words.

(My mum walked past and said "Ooh, is she dead then?")
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 31 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

Feckin'ell!
I spat on my screen!

All the wooses!
([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)