teh Net Dies in 2007.


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 3:49, archived)

elvis died
because he loaded two beefburgers into a shotgun, and blew his brains out with it
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 3:52, archived)

CHEESEBURGERS!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 3:56, archived)

big fucking 8lb a time cheeseburgers
with deep fried cheese
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 3:56, archived)

plus extra bacon, jam and peanut butter
whether it was crunchy or smooth I'm not sure
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:00, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:06, archived)

pfftt! poor George


safe for work now?
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:10, archived)

I'll throw this one in and thats a wrap for today

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:13, archived)

Wow
That tis trippy!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:14, archived)

Much better effort!
Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:18, archived)

aoxomoxoa

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 7:19, archived)

now
thats NSFW unless your job is being a whore of course
(MarkP0rter http://markp0rter.deviantart.com, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:15, archived)

Tad too muffy perhaps?
Shop a cdc over it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:17, archived)

hamgina

( OneOfSome, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 4:30, archived)