Ol' Squashed Face
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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(Terence"Pass The Marmalade" Slideshow, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

I would read that but I fear clicking for big
when the thumbnail is 300kb.

My modem would burst into flames
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

*sits*
orders a bag of popcorn, and waits for the flaming to begin...
( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

I forgot that it was newbie tuesday too.
What a day to start work again
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

301.03 KB of fuckin' hell

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

is that a dejected alligator
or a dejected crocodile?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

he's larry the croc from pearls before swine

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

I've no idea what that is
:D

I have no idea what anything is

:/

oh well :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Is that a filesize in your pocket or are you just gald to see us?
Hahaha! 'jazz' yeah, right.
( Afinkawan, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

econpapers.repec.org/paper/wpawuwpma/0203005.htm
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

Why the hell did I click that?!?!

( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

in a thing called love?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

You've got that song in my head.
And now I must facerape you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

Here:
media-server.amazon.com/media/B00000I072001021/King%20Missile-Sensitive%20Artist.mp3
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

ping!
happy new year you cunts! i just woke up
( gravytrain, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

'lo gravy
Happy new year
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

jpeg it
png is evil - *bumrapes*
( hooker1uk try> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

How can you make that so big?
How?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

view the source

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

I honestly like big filesizes
because you get some fairly hilarious comments about them
( Rails [*·:·], Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

What you want to drink Kowalski?
MEAT


(sorry)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

www.dictionary.com/hilarious
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

I'm going to buy the Ren and Stimpy box sets
and rub them on my busters.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

i was dissapointed i didn't get the dangermouse dvd boxset
for christmas
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

I got two box sets.
Sex and the City seasons 3 and 4.


I'm sorry, all. I know it's unforgiveable. I'll make it all worse by saying I watched the Vicar of Dibley last night and really enjoyed it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)

when she fell in the giant puddle?
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

The one where she got married?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

oh i thought you'd never ask!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

*fingerguns*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

that gives me
happy happy joy joy!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

My manwife reminded me of it a few days ago as I was on a steak rampage.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

i love you

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)

You're only human.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

width
and height

does not a fucking thumbnail make
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

Don't take the flaming personally.
Filesizes are pretty important to a lot of people here. The sacred FAQ advises you keep still images to around 50k. Optimise it, smile and apologise, and soon people will realise that your piece is actually pretty funny.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

Or spam out shit untill we hate you so much we can only sit back and laugh

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

fucking hell
Click for bigger? how much bigger can it get?!
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

is that even a challenge?
:D

I'm sure someone will post a 4mb two colour picture at some point
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

I think we have our new challenge.
ROLL ON WEDNESDAY!
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)

hahaha
yay!

wouldn't such a challenge caused the boiling of blood until the point where it all erupts in a great big explosive detonation of blood and piss and flying guts resulting in death, rioting, looting and fire and destruction in the vicinity?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

Cripes!
You lot don't hold back! I've changed the link to appease you fuckers. It seems that I am almost as popular as squashed face himself. All I dones was post a link! Imagine Cullum all over your face!
(Terence"Pass The Marmalade" Slideshow, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 20:41, archived)