Fingers crossed.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
I think there should be more Winner-related entries to this compo.
"celebricunt" sums him up absolutely perfectly.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
'Hello, I'm back!'
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BACK, YOU SMUG LITTLE PIGSLUGCUNT?
Ooooh, I'm filthymouthed today.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
as Mrs. Afinkawan had when we saw that advert.
Presumably the plastecine mouse wanted too high a wage.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
They're probably excellent, but the mouse AND Pigswill Winner are just asking for fucking trouble.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
I don't know how to spell 'Plasticine'.
although, obviously, I do now.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)