and the Deathly Hallows....


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:37, archived)

hehe
son of a bitch had it coming
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

I knew she'd get bored and cash in eventually.
I mean how long does it take to write one frickin' book?
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

eeeemmmmoooo


;) woo!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!





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( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

Here comes three!

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)

*gets excited*

(Look At Me! Reacting to Nonsense since 1673, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Its like new years eve all over again!

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

What?
some inappropriate kissing and a big let down? :p
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

Is that what happened to you?

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)

nope, I fell asleep watching Wayne's World
and was woken by the phone at 12!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)

Exactly!
except I'm sober and not wearing a lampshade
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)

Freebies says pffft
So do I.
( the holly and the ivv, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)

I can see
your wearing the light bulb instead.


oooh errr!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)

Apparently I was wrong
You can insert a 60watt lighbulb up someones anus without it breaking
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

where's the fun in that?

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

The trick is getting it back out

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)

as long as it breaks, everyones happy
;)
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

Or switching it on

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

I thought it was
making it light up
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

hahaha

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

It's all good fun
Until someone loses a browneye
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

oooh

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)

What did you say?

(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

How you doing chap?
/Blatant attempt to use up another Freebies post
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

very well thank you Sir
I'm desperately trying to think Up another terrible compo post,
but as yet am having no luck whatsoever.

I hope you had a wonderful new Year's eve?

*edit* 3
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

It was a 24 hour spectacular!
I feel a bit broken now but yay for 4-day weeks.
Did you take all your clothes off at midnight & take photos?

/Only mildly interested blog ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)

I found out today that the fine for running naked through the streets of Berlin is 20 Euros
edit: come on Bobs you showboating whore
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)

worth every pfennig

( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)

pfennig cent

edit: those were the times... the fünfmarkstück was saucer-sized
100% real!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

cent zloty
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

Its only 20 Euros?
I wonder if you could just run up a tab
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

depends how good you are at running

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

They should be able to charge more/less depending on phwoar factor

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

I totally agree with this statement

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

They'd be paying YOU!

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)

To put them back on, yes :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

There's not an inbox on the interwebs that doesn't contain a pic of your naked arse
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

Mine doesn't
:(
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)

Hang on
give me five minutes...
( the holly and the ivv, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6692045
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahaha
oh dear
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

'Phwoar Factor'
A new talent show
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAH ^ This totally

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

and would you be willing to be the judge of this?

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)

Hahahaha!
Twist my arm
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

how much is if you saunter?

( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

hahahahaha
brilliant.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

Not as much as if you gavotte

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

nice mental image
:)
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

Depends on the length of stride and how much penis flailing is involved
I think its an extra 5 Euros if you swagger
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

'Flailing', you say?












Drink?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)

Why, Don't mind if I do

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

you are the most casual groomer
i have ever seen
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)

If you love what you do, you do it well

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hurry up you tart!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Yeh hurry up bobs
I'm fucking edging here
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

Can't read the writing
What's it say?
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)

It says davew27 is an emo troll

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Who wrote it?

(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

J K Rowling

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

She writes fiction

(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

*badumtish*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

Something about harry potter getting fisted to death*
*May not contain 100% fact
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Good

(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha!!!
That's brilliant
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)

Very nice :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

If I were her
and suicidal, I really wouldn't wait until I'd finished the book to end it all. (is the blood suggesting she killed herself? I'm actually confused on this)


But he's going to die anyway, surely.
So it can finish with a mystical, Jedi ghost, meeting up with the parents type thing.
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

nah
he gets a shag
then realises magic is pathetic
and drives off into the sunset in a capri
( mictoboy, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

fucking ace!

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

shooting uzis wildly into the air

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

shouting "Praise Allah"

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

Hahaha
This made me LOL
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)

Snorting coke off a stripper's back while he drives the car into the ocean.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)

the blood suggests it's that time of the month and failing to find a tampon, sanitry towel, or egg-cup, she proceeds to drip on the page.
FACT
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha!
"proceeds to drip on the page"

haha. J K Rowling squatting over a notepad.
hahaha!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)

"J K Rowling squatting over a notepad"
That's her trade secret!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)

I hope that's your random quote
fucking awesome.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
*prays to the most random god he can think of*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

i hear its also G W Bush's
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

Haha, Inspired

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

Huzzah!

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

YUCK!

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)

i suggest you write a letter of complaint to the author
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

I'm afraid the blood WAS
an attempt at subtlety.. which seems to have failed...

*sticks to crude jokes*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

Something to do with "Whore Crotches"
or was it "Horcruxes"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)