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( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

DAWKINS!

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

Ah, now doesn't Dawkins maintain that Bhuddism is an atheist
religion?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

Fucked if I know.

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:32, archived)

Fucked if you don't.
As an aside, look! I made my own pearly gates.

They may not be good, but I made them.

Please people, no more generated gravestones.

Here endeth Manley's didactic session for Tuesday.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

that's what I hate about being an atheist
if I'm right, I won't be able to say "I told you so" to the bible-bashers
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Blaise Pascal thinks that you are a cunt.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

he'd be right
if he was still alive
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

but...
...if they're right, most of them will be in hell for being such twats. it's win-win for us atheists.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)