I don't want to give terrorists ideas but HERE'S ONE...

A little pearoast was required...

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(thatgingerscouser, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha!

( Afinkawan, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)

omg
that's such a good idea
( mictoboy, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

I love it!

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

did they get jade goody?

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

I dont think she does coke on the grounds that she's running short on braincells to kill

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)

no but you could just tell its washing up powder
and that it smells of "lavender fields" she is bound to wanna sniff it and then hopefully snuff it :-)
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)

she died 4 years ago
at least her carear did .. she just hasn't realised it yet.

Besides would we notice? They could re-animate the corpse, it'd just have to laugh stupidly and flash it's tits every 30 seconds.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)

For someone with no career and zero talent,
She's made far too much money.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)

hahahaha

(Smart Ass & Sweet Cheeks, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

at 50 quid it's a bargain.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

You really can't put a price on happyness

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

The trouble with speed, though,
is that it doesn't kill quickly enough.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

YAY!

( davew27, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)