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EDIT: One day I'll make it to the popular page. One day. *sigh*

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!
Rofl, woo!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)

Ooooof
its better than my sluggish offering down there

and most woo too :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

is "no pulse"
really a symptom coz i doubt he'd be sitting up like that if he had no pulse
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

maybe he'd misplaced his lentils

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)

He's propped up with pillows

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)

i prefere to bodybag dead people
it saves on beds especcially with the nhs in the state it is imagine the gems he's spreding just laying there bleeding and dead.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

Is English your second language?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

no, it's my first, i'm just rubbish at it.

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)

Ha!
!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

Good grief

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

Dude, if dead guys spread gems then I'd have a whole basement full of them

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)

Dick van Dyke is ALWAYS smiling
I bet he was having a right laugh while the knife went in.
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

all that abuse and he still looks happy
Diagnosis: WOO!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

now all we need
is jessica fletcher to come and save the day
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

Or Bill Cosby.
He was the mystery king!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

but whenever she's around
someone dies!

then she makes blanket accusations until someone gets arrested.

Can nobody see that she is a serial killer?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

Imagine the horror if she was your relative
every time your mum says, 'Come on, we're going to visit Aunty Jess.'
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

pfft
all the kids would start crying because they're not sure whether daddy's going to end up stripped of his skin in the woodshed, or whether uncle henry will be found impaled on the nearby church spire without his eyes.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

i thought she'd
killed all her family already
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

she appears to have an unlimited source
of distant cousins fresh meat
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)

Hawkeye from MASH took over in the latter years

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

Laughing like a mong now

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahahaGROAN!
and woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)