unoriginal...
but my brain hasn't re-engaged yet after having 3 weeks off 'work'.


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)

sadly
that's bindun a few times
( mictoboy, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)

rilly?
i just went through 11 pages of compo entries and didn't see one!

meh. i'm obviously just retarded.
(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)

either that
or they weren't on the pages you checked
( mictoboy, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

I got your 'welcome to Ipswich' pic via email yesterday
with the sender claiming it to be in the height of bad taste, she loved it
( The Great Architect, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

w00t!
my first viral! *feels proud*
(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)

*jealous*

( mictoboy, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

off work wanking myself stupid

woo for the unusual sex toy
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

are you implying you don't do that at work?
or does your office have a no wanking policy?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:28, archived)

fair point

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)

people say that to me
when I wank in the office
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:37, archived)

so er ...
why when he'd died of parkinson's disease would he still be moving after death?
Is there something about this particularly cruel and debilitating disease that would in some way mean that he should be in perpetual torment post rigor-mortis?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

yes, because it's funny

( mictoboy, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)

Yes.

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)

It's only a joke.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)

didn't the suggestion
strike you that just maybe I was a little over the top in the derision of that picture?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:33, archived)

Yes, but I didn't find it funny so I decided to just be a bastard instead.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:35, archived)

fair do's ;)
I bow to your avoidance of humour.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:38, archived)

O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:39, archived)

 
o|o
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:41, archived)

how can a disease be cruel?
de facto a disease has no physical manifestation beyond its phenotypic characteristics thus concious exert of any emotion derogatory or else is simply not possible

Pedant war!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)

Pedan'ts War?

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:33, archived)

Oh you wanna throw down?
step up then boi and bust some phat ones on the plank if you think youve got the potatoes to make a salad*


*hasnt got a fucking clue
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:38, archived)

well I was
convinced*



* also has no clue
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:47, archived)

anthropermorphism
...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:35, archived)

/spelling.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:37, archived)

bugger that
i'm dyslexic .. I rely on implied exemplary English ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:40, archived)

it's like, y'know...
a bit of a joke type thing?

If you want to dissect it, feel free, but he's a bloke (whom i have immense respect for) who's a bit twitchy due to an illness, and so i was making fun of that fact by implying it would carry on post-mortem...
(dieselmonkey, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)

I like the pic ..
I just like being pedantic more ... and a little derisory ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:46, archived)

*patents the parkinson-powered perpetuum mobile*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)

Perpetual Motion DOES exist.
Whoa.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:34, archived)