Can he fly?


Can he heck; one of these days he'll break his neck...

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha
I'm looking forward to Spiderman 3: Escape from the Bath
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

My cat (now deceased)
liked nothing better than gently patting spiders in the bath until they expired. Her gleeful and loud purring amplified by the reflective surfaces all around. Pat, pat, pat she went until the spider's demise, then it was off to sit hopefully next to her bowl again. Those were the days.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

What a lully way to die

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

I was actually thinking the same.
Death by cute.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

*pats Bawls gently*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

Whose Bawls?
Your bawls or Bawls' bawls?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)

There is clearly a capital B on Bawls.
You are just trying to put disgusting things in my mouth
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

stop talking to the silly man and keep patting

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)

Heh!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:15, archived)

I wouldn't say that bawls were disgusting.
Carry on.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:18, archived)

saucy ;¬)

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:23, archived)

.
What a charming story...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Fuckin hell - he should have laid off the pies then

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

Looks like
I guess flies must be very fattening.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

he eats pies not flies ..
also can be caught in webs don't you know!?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

Fly Pies
Otherwise known as Ginsters'
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Or...

( routine and Pantene, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

I am liking this a lot!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

go on ..
like it harder!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

Tanks


Thanks for your kind words :)
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

holy hell!
I hope he doesn't let go! *ducks*
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

Heh.
Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can!
Spins a web, any size, catches crooks, just like flies,
Look out! Here comes the spider man!

And the lesser known second verse:

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can!
Can't get out, of the bath, catch him under, a great big glass,
Look out! You've trodden on Spider Man

=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

Go web go!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

Iron man, Iron man....

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

does whatever an iron can!
:)
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:01, archived)

*likes*
*clicks*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:16, archived)