only if he`s getting a right good urticating from John Motson

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

urtication's what you neeeed

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

if you wanna be a nettle breaker
oooh yeaaaaaahhhhh

heya geoff!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

hullo.
We need to beer soon.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

it may be some time dude
am currently pissing all my money at estate agents instead of at pineapple cubes stuffed into urinals

bunch of cunts the lot of them
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

Argh!
Let me know when it's all over.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

3 months ago apparently ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

RIKKKKKKKKKKK!

( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

harlow freebie
.. NING!

;)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

ARSE
!





:(
( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

harlow?

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

yeah.. a bit like "harrow" as a greeting
only less posh ;)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Horrible, horrible place.
Burn it and send it to hell.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

on a scale of all things shit beginning with "h"
is it worse than hounslow?
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Open for debate.
At least Harlow has a Virgin and a HMV

/set up for virgin joke
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

i noticed in hounslow.. went to view a place there
.. there`s fuck all apart from aeroplanes every 20 seconds

it`s grim up west
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

just don't go to feltham
*shudders*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

i think feltham only exists to host nuclear-bunker buried data centres for sainsbury`s
.. if there`s a nuclear attack i might visit, otherwise...
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

HA! don't forget the young offenders freedom to get out whenever they like facility

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Feltham, Feltham, Feltham
I married someone from there. But only on the condition we moved far, far away to the brown and pleasant land that is Walthamstow.
( weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

Outside chance of spotting Helen Chamberlin on a Saturday

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

see that would almost be tempting
but i can`t decide if she`s nice or utter minger

.. birds with good football knowledge tend to do this :/
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

She is attractive in a strange way
but then I've fancied her since her Nickelodeon days when I was but a young impressionable lad
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

it's tiny though

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

Agreed
but when there is fuck all else...

Harlow needs more gamestation.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

Harlow needs more gamestation demolition.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

I was born there
*points*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)

harlow=gay

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

tell me about it
i'm hopefully moving away this year
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

Best go south.
There's nothing to the north of Harlow. Nothing at all. Even if there was something, you wouldn't like it.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

Where to?

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

RIIIIIIKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)