on a scale of all things shit beginning with "h"
is it worse than hounslow?
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Open for debate.
At least Harlow has a Virgin and a HMV

/set up for virgin joke
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

i noticed in hounslow.. went to view a place there
.. there`s fuck all apart from aeroplanes every 20 seconds

it`s grim up west
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

just don't go to feltham
*shudders*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

i think feltham only exists to host nuclear-bunker buried data centres for sainsbury`s
.. if there`s a nuclear attack i might visit, otherwise...
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

HA! don't forget the young offenders freedom to get out whenever they like facility

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Feltham, Feltham, Feltham
I married someone from there. But only on the condition we moved far, far away to the brown and pleasant land that is Walthamstow.
( weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

Outside chance of spotting Helen Chamberlin on a Saturday

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

see that would almost be tempting
but i can`t decide if she`s nice or utter minger

.. birds with good football knowledge tend to do this :/
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

She is attractive in a strange way
but then I've fancied her since her Nickelodeon days when I was but a young impressionable lad
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

it's tiny though

( mictoboy, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

Agreed
but when there is fuck all else...

Harlow needs more gamestation.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

Harlow needs more gamestation demolition.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

I was born there
*points*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)