Theyre Looking For A Very Specific Type Of Aggressive Psycho
To serve in her majesties armed forces...



From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)

Pffffft!
Does Uncle Sam really recruit for Her Majesty though?
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

Not specified in compo
edit: oh I see, hahaa
( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

He does,
He already seems to have recruited the apostrophes as you can see.

:P
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

uncle sam will do anything you want if the price is right

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

Uncle Sam primarily recruits black kids
from the poorest 'hoods in the US. Recruiters who go into the 'burbs and prey on rich white kids usually don't hang onto their jobs too long.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

^ this ^
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)

gay, black, female, muslim, articulate, intelligent, individualistic

mohammed things probably true though
( Rails [*·:·], Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

that is true they do allow gay, blacks and muslims in
they just bully and beat the crap out of them until they decide to quit or die "in mysterious circumstances"
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Deepcut barracks.
What a lovely sounding place....
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

true, they should rename it kittenmittens barracks

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

yep, they hate
black soldiers
( Rails [*·:·], Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)