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From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Flobbit my arse is on fire, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

who is this fetid creature?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

I was wondering the same thing

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

'tis the vile vermin that brought Jade Goody into the earth!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

Jade Goody has parents?
I thought she was a pint of milk left on a radiator for 10 years
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

ha ha

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

arf!

( Milkman Dan, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

and you're the one that delivered her
as it were, you sort of just dropped it off...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

I remember the times when she was but a twinkle
in her father's kneecap
( Milkman Dan, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

mmm the puss filled kneecap

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)

:( yack yack yack
She doesn't have a tuppence and womb, more like a grotesque hell-mouth from which demons erupt.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)

you really don't want to know..
I promise you..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

The grammy army?
The granny army?
Gaininy army?
Gainy arm? y?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

Granary arran

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

that'd make some great bread
assuming that like the beer and single malt Arran can continue to impress me
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

My Granny helped kill loads of Germans in the second world war!



she had syphilis!

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( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

My grandfather flew in wellingtons
he was a farmer
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

pffft
Doing her bit for the country
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

Huzzah
to you my good sir!

Early morning giggles; what a gift!
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

why am i looking at pictures of your dog?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

ha ha ha
'ning thor
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

good ning sir,

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:09, archived)

how are you today, madam?

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)