You're just oboephobic.

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

I am actually
I think all reed instruments that are bassoon or oboe like sound guff

UTTER FUCKING GUFF
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)

So, is it
just the double reeds that piss you off, or does a clarinet give you the rage, too?
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)

nah just the double reed
something about the squeeky and generally horrible note that comes out

it sounds like somebody very boring I knew who was female had sprout breath and tried to seduce me, with her manly but quiet voice
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)

I see....
Now, Mr OfShoes, just lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:14, archived)

she's got a great moustache
I'm dead jealous like
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)