*hits with unlit "R"*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)

Ooof!
*fall unconscious*

*empties bowels*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:15, archived)

Hey I just filled those with Snap crackle and pop
oh BOWELS.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha
Wait, I wondered why I woke up with Rice crispies jammed up my ass
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:18, archived)

Well I got bored and had nothing to eat
you know how it is.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)

*hands colostomy bag and broom*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:17, archived)

No need
*sweeps it under King Dave's carpet*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:21, archived)

Stop that already!
Its starting to feel like walking on a fecal marsh
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)