its graet you can have a gnu if you want

gun. Gun.

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( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yes, just fucking kill me now.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)

*loads gun*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)

*places head on target*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

No good, I cant hit the target for beans
You're probabily in more danger if you stood behind me
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)

*gets behind KW*
*lubes*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)

i'm quite army

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)

'armless more like
i'm so funeee!!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)

well, that's not quite correct though.
i once kicked a goose.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)

I fucking hate them
chasing me round the pond after my bread...
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)

are you a duck?

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

I fucking hate them
Well done!

chasing me round the pond after my bread...
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

are you a duck?

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

I do not think so
I\'ll go check for you.
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

hooray
a simple test is to get your nearest neighbour to shout 'duck' and see if you respond by lowering yourself or replying, 'what is it?'.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Spot on.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)

The horror...the horror...
"This is the end...beautiful friend..."

I have worked in open plan offices & it didnt make me bitter & spitefilled....CUNTS!
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)

Christ.
I swear I used to work there.

Scary stuff.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)

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*edit* call centre work made me want to kill babies!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)

And a picture.
Which I took the care and trouble to embellish with the army logo.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)

yeah, i know....
... it was funny when I finally finished reading it...

I just have a short attention spa....

oooohhhhh BUNNIES!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)

Arfage!!
*Likes*
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)

*enlists*

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)

The future is bleak
+ arf arf arf
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)

the future is orange

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)