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( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

hahah
didn't one of them quit early?
( mictoboy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

Yeah
but he still had to eat it
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

s'probably why
kept losing

edit: argh!
( mictoboy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

When I was at uni*
We discussed the concept of "soggy biscuit" and the girls pointed out that from their point of view, the loser is obviously most attractive to females, because he can withold his excitement for longer.

That was until one of the boys pointed out that not many girls would want to be with someone who've eaten other men's spunk.

* cos i is clever
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

bollocks
any cunt can get into uni these days*

*if they can afford it

and none of them is an attractive mate, cos they all like wanking in the presence of lots of other men,
ergo, are not that bothered about girls
( mictoboy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)

Pffffft!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

Pffffft!
*vomits*
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)

licks up..

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

hahaha

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)