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(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

Are you American?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

American?
How very dare you... (I did almost caption it "A RATHER SPIFFING DARTS TEAM" but it didn't seem to have quite the same ring to it.)
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

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( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

I've never seen that character
(don't find catherine tate all that funny)

but I did see a crappy tv detective series the other day where someone said "how bloody dare you!". odd.
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

Cathrine "As Funny As Cancer" Tate
Did not invent the phrase "How Very Dare You" - it's been around for donkey's years. it might even have been one of Larry Grayson's sayings, or Frankie Howerd. Tate just robbed it.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

I have never seen this Tate woman,
I was just under the impression it was something people said?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

You're not missing much
She's like a female version of some pathetic comedian you've never heard of, but without the talent.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

yeah, but I rarely find female comidiennnnnes all that funny anyway
apart from that Australian woman.

name escapes me.
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

There are plenty of funny women.
Ronni Ancona, er, and many others. Probably...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)

hmmm.
maybe. she's okay. hmmm.

hmmm.
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

Americans play darts???

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

Yes
But over there they call it "The Sharp Metal Pointy Things Game" and use ethnic minorities instead of a board.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

Actually...
we use grease-slatherd hamburgers instead of darts, and more grease-slathered hamburgers instead of a board. Still called darts, for some reason. Although some people call it "throw stuff at more stuff game."
( Esch, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 2:40, archived)