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From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Ian Woosnam, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

PAINTBALL!!
Cos you don't need a licenee and you can shoot people over and over again without them dying
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

I have a license and yet I have never shot the Hoff.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

i don't have a licence
yet i have shot many a gun in my years, including the SA80, even though i've never been in the army.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

When you shoot a gun
Do you shout "I AM THOR, FEAR MY MIGHT" as you squeeze the trigger.

Cos I would. It'd be awesome
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

no, i only shout that when i throw hammers.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

Awesome

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)

do you shout
"ow my freakin thumb! bastard!"
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)

+MAR

( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)

GunMar?
RIS!
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)

my mate

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)

That's a fucking real headwound you are using there, isn't it?
Either way, don't hassle the Hoff.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

indeed

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

DaDavid
Hasssselhoff
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)

ha ha!!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)

"Sir? we've had reports you've been touching yourself in public"
"Yes I have, and now I'll do it again!"
( fross Read your email on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

Haha

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)

Agreed.
play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3273120/David_Hasselhoff_Don_t_Hassle_The_Hoff_Retro_Mug/Product.html

:D
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)