Cruel.... but true

sorry to all the alone people out there

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(little minx, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

You're never alone as long as you have B3ta!
and all the voices in your head.
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

they are
my voices. now I am being two timed by the voices. At least I have baby jesus on my shoulder to look at.
( dr_and_quinch, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

Sadly not true
it's cos i'm a greedy bastard and I hate to share.
( Banana, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

oh well
I can't always be right!
(little minx, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

me too
thgoh I like to buy things that "serve 2" and eat them all myself to prove to me how extravagantly rich I am.
( Jay, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

and fat

( Jay, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

Do you like
pies as well?

(edit: sorry)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

hehe
fat barstad
oh sorry did i say that out loud...i only meant to think it hehe
(little minx, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

*sigh*
....I get that message eveytime I go shopping.
( Dr Drink, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

so true..
I used to hang my head in shame while buying such things..
( munkt0n, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

theres no shame
in being alon...sorry independent!
(little minx, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

Well I bought
my microwaveable ham & cheese tagliatelle with pride last night.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

*cries*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

the classic single man shopping basket
:- microwave meal for 1/pizza
4 stellas
bog roll
bread
doritos and dip

I have often felt the need to fill my basket with other items to disguise how fookin sad i am. for some reason putting fruit in makes me feel better. though i still cant go to a check out with a young girl on cos they just look at you with a sneer. its worse if i feel compelled to buy some super noodles for late night snacking.
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)

oh how true
It always makes me laugh to see men on ther own shopping, they look like lost little sheep!
(little minx, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)

thanksfully my flat mate does most of the shopping these days
so my traumas are less. the worst time i had was ni sainsburys in glasgow when i was preparing for a night in with footbah on telly. i purchased a microwave meal, 6 stellas, and some doritos and dip. i had to find a checkout with a lad on. when he served me he proceeded to boom that it looked like i had a crackng night in planned. i could almost feel the titters and sneers from all the ladies in the vicinity. i wish id told him to 'fuck off', but i didnt. i just left with my head held low....
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

fudgin' cnut!
a quick retort of "at least I'm not a check-out slut" should have been in order.
( Dr Drink, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

i know
but at the time i just wanted to get my plastic bag and disappear into the rainy night. he did actually say after hed said it 'i only say that cos id be buying the same'. which was his pathetic attempt at making me feel better i think. as if i want to compare my life to a 'check out slut' as you put it. made it all the more depressing. and then the footbah match was shit. which made for a shit night all round really. *im not mentally scarred by this episode, honest*
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

what's it like living in the 1970s?
( Spoon, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)