meh.


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( nocturne72, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)

My cunt needs you*
_{*I don't have a cunt.}
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:02, archived)

Then You need my cunt
£300 Paymnent up front. No returns without reciept. May contain penis instead of cnut
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:14, archived)

cunt and cunt cross, surely?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:25, archived)

What, like crossing the streams in ghostbusters?

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:26, archived)

Exactly.
An ANGUS cunt? Is he CRAZY?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:28, archived)

'ning btw
How was your weekend?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)

Sorry about that. Not had me coffee just yet.
'Ning! Not too bad ta. Didn't get as much stuff as I wanted done and the football was miserable, but meh...

Yours?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

Thats ok, Mondays do that to a lot of people
I got home friday night and next thing I know its monday again. Bah
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

crikey!
did you get a visit from the rohypnol goblin?
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 10:13, archived)

Shhhhhhh!! ;-)

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

anal cunt?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:27, archived)

back fanny

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:28, archived)

turd tuppence

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

good band

( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

heard prosthetic cunt?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

They may be cunts,
but they are our cunts
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

i did another...quick and nasty

think i prefer this one.
( nocturne72, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

Machiavelli writes each instant ago of the weakness its neighbour to the prince to use around it to attack:
because otherwise this can use once the instant where those is weak. If loyalty and probity prevailed, then it would be a andres: because one however of them not too long yourself has, then one may not practice it, because she is badly paid: - evenly like that it is with the dispute Irish: I give it the opponent right as soon as it to have seem; thus it becomes hardly the same thun, when the case turns around: it will proceed rather "by nefas": thus must ich.s also.
( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:11, archived)

why aye


probably
( The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:18, archived)

SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THE SCISSOR SISTERS.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:26, archived)

can i sex up the lady one first?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:30, archived)

As long as I go first

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

I'd prefer you did it afterwards.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

As long as I go first.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

If you want to challenge thor over corpse-shagging rights, it's your own business.
My goal will have already been reached.
( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Only if
you kill the Zutons


except for the saxophoniser
( The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

indeed
she am all the lully.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

she really isn't all that

( mictoboy, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

*burns the heritic*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

you wouldn't stop her
blowing your horn

I suspect
( The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

and releasing your spit valve

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

pearoast

(driverchris, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)

Yes

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 10:36, archived)