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(Danabnormal, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)
# mmmmmm
sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# cor, he's gorgeous!
I wou...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I think Ben Sherman
should start a new label called Aggressive Drunken Wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Now theres a thought.
Would it come complete with butt-ugly-std-ridden-slapper-tart?
(Danabnormal, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I think Burberry do a range of scarves
in that
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Definitely!
His and hers
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# that is a brilliant idea.
ben sherman is indeed the mark of an edgey, drunken, shiney shoed twat who wants to kick someone in cos his head cant compute anythign else.
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Or someone's spilt his pint
or worn anything other than what he wears

People who wear Ben Sherman make me pray for a nuclear holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# i know exactly what you mean
i remember bill hicks on a rant when he uses a turn of phrase like that. they should all be put up against a wall and shot. give me the gun....
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# It's true
I mean I know I shouldn't judge other people and I respect rights an' all that. But it would be great if I could just say fuck it for a couple of days, round all these people up and kill them, and then return to liberal mode
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# that is very true indeed
many times i have thought humanity would be better off if there was just a cull of fuckwits and cunts. i would oblige, before returning, like you say, to a liberal lovely place. *sigh* if only...
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# he should do an
identi-kit range, for those who lack imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# reminds me of a club I went to
that has a large sign in the entrance saying "FUCK OFF BEN SHERMAN"
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sure the Purple Turtle in Reading
had a sign wot said "No Ben Sherman shirts"
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# haha!
Ben Sherman - the choice of the drunken twat!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hehehe
how true.
I'm wearing a ben sherman teeshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I
am wearing a classic Ben Sherman shirt and I will ride home on my classic Vespa. Then I will get pilled up and go and kick the fuck out of some rockers in Richmond.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Is it just because I work in advertising?
or is this week's competition not very funny?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# it is funny
i say so. you work in advertising? thats a shitter
(hazey, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)