Obviously we'd actually still speak English
but for the purposes of an excuse to post a compo entry:



From the United Kingdom of France challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

oh shame
bindun
( mictoboy, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)

Must have been
one of the ones I couldn't see.
( Afinkawan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)

yay - you picked one with me in it
*self imports*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)

Bah
*Envies*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

i'm in it too!
*joins exclusive gang*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

*starts rival gang*
*with a better clubhouse and everything*
(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

pffft
clubhouse = your mums kitchen
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

Bonjour Monsieur!
Comment ca va?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

Bonjour Professeur

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

How are you matey?

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)

Not too bad.
It am not friday. But soon. Then I *glee*

Yourself?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)

About the same...
Apart from a healthy dose of working-for-the-NHS-fed-uppididity.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)

pffft.
but indeed bindun.
not that i care.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)

Verge de verre

(Astatine, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

Your French is better than mine, so I will woo you
In other news, an image search for 'diazepam' came up with this rather disturbing image: www.rch.org.au/cep/media/diazepam/dias8.gif
(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

hahahahah
it's 4dam
( mictoboy, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

Now,
That's the best reply I've ever seen!!!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

while that may or may not be true
It used absolutely no French skills whatsoever to find an online website translator.
( Afinkawan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

"... image search for diazepam bumrape
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

ANAL
application of valium in quickly absorbed gel form is an emergency treatment for extreme and potentially fatal epileptic seizures.

FACT

(me,I just take the pills, for hangovers ... 13 rupees for 10 x 10mg over the counter in Goa (= about 15p) woo)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

Learn something new every day

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

ikea goatse instructions?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

You got Mail!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

Yeah, but no fucking attachment

(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

i thought as much
post-op
( mictoboy, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

ha ha ha!!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw! Shirley?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

That's what you get
for using a free translation service.
( Afinkawan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

comme on dit "LOL"?
ou "Woo", ou "Yay"?
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

Yay!
*tries to remember any French at all*
( Milkman Dan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

Just shout "Ou est la Jambon!"
now and then and you'll be ok
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)

or
rideaux de boeuf
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Woah, easy there
"Rideaux?" Far too many vowels going on there
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)