From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)

pfffft!
 
I'm liking this competition already.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

I like the vast amount of previously unknown innuendo I'm uncovering while researching the compo.

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)

if there's innuendo you didn't know
I despair.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)

I'm not a native speaker
so that keeps me slightly uninformed.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

damn woo but i still want to see a modern version of these old euphemisms
everyoens done the old ones but where are the new ones?

obviously im too shit to think of any but ithought the whole point of the compo was to design new ones not visualise old ones
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)

You READ the INSTRUCTIONS?!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

^this
everyone else skims it and picks out the most relavent words
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex , so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex , but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

yeah, thats
about right
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

yeah new modern euphemisms, not the old euphemisms simply placed in a modern setting
obviously the latter is a lot lot easier than the former
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

Is he still the blonde knob from Steps?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6777323
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)

it was totally irrelevant anyway

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:02, archived)

Arf!

( Mstandot, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

Haha
I loik this
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)