apologies for crapness


i tried a bit, i even added a shitty background this time...

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:40, archived)

seams like an idea......

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:42, archived)

hell yes its an idea
i know i am shit too
i am shit, i really need to learn or start being funny
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:44, archived)

for learning to photoshop
this guy is amazing
HERE!
You should be able to find more stuff by him somewhere.
It really helps you get good to see someone really good using it.
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:49, archived)

thank yous!
that is going to be bookmarked for sure. The only problem is i have one of them new'fangled macs that run on intel chips and photoshop is as slow as corpse apparently so im using some pathetic freeware (student as well) replacement but ill definitely keep that site for when i get a real 'shopping program
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:59, archived)

yeah
the guy certainly has a good head on his shoulders

photoshop is all about the best way to get good results.. and this guy can do it.

you just gotta cheat and fiddle a bit if its not working :)
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 3:02, archived)

Why are people so obsessed with Louis Futon?

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:42, archived)

hello chap!
got me camera.

no fucking SD card with it the twats. I thought as I bought a "kit" all would be in it. Not even a case..... camera, lens, leads, software and instructions... buggers.

but I get one today (Thursday) so fun shall be had.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:45, archived)

heh that sucks
can you not USB it up temporarily as a webcam?
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:46, archived)

wot?
scuse me...

tis a Nikon D40.

*prances around a bit*
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:47, archived)

supposedly if it needs an SD card it is a digial camera
and so supposedly it has some kind of USB/Firewire port?

and so supposedly you can use it through that port to take and
save pictures until you get the SD card.. i know you wont be
able to go far, but hey.
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:51, archived)

Its a DSLR
they don't have any on-board memory.

sucks a bit but that's the way they are.

www.nikonusa.com/template.php?cat=1&grp=2&productNr=25420
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:54, archived)

I always thought
that most digital cameras also had their own memory, i know mine does. Its shit and holds about ten pictures, but if I dont have my SD card with me at the moment for some god fucking knows reason it comes in handy
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:54, archived)

Nah, just compacts and prosumers (the ones that look SLR)
Proper Digital SLRs come as is. You have to buy memory after or with.
/caresses D70
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 3:11, archived)

ah, well.
if you ever have a question about trombones, you can sure as hell ask me. That's my niche.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 3:25, archived)

How you stop 'em getting rusty?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 3:49, archived)

lots of care
don't get 'em wet, don't eat or drink anything real sugary or acidic before you play because that wears away from the inside out, something called red rot or what have you.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 4:50, archived)

because you can't see any seams on the Louis Vutton
i think they're quite shit actually, its the first good photo of a wallet i could find
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:47, archived)

As an Australian comedy once quoth (when quothing on yuppie wankers)...
Status! It's my LIFE!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 4:50, archived)

seams good to me

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:43, archived)

Sausage wallet??
Sorry, I have led a very sheltered life :|
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:44, archived)

yeah
if i could find a pink velvet one it would add the the euphemism for them lady bits...so hes putting sausage *in* the wallet, which is what I am going for.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:45, archived)

Ahhhh....
never heard that one before
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:48, archived)

i see this compo
slowly deteriorating into anything cylindrical being pointed at any seperate inanimate object
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:47, archived)

i really couldn't top the animation of the train and the tunnel
so everyone has to deal with the consequences. That and I don't seem to possess any of that hummus that is held in such high regard.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:50, archived)

i have no skill nor hummus, so all of my stuff is constantly utter bollocks. =D
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:52, archived)

at least you donated.
im a cheap bastard
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 3:01, archived)