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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

hugging kojak in the neck with a microphone sellotaped to your forehead?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

yes...
it means having your cock ran through a meat mincer whilst elton john slaps you over the head with a metal womb broom
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

not tonight dear

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

*forces*
WRONG!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:29, archived)

is it still rape
if you consent half-way through?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)

it's not rape if they can't find a head!!!!
:D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)

...
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( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

LOL!
i'll remember that for next time.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

*tries*

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

Choking the Ainsley Harriott lookalike?
That's a new one to me
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

HEATHEN!
it's kojak!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

Choke the Kojak?
Strangle the Savalas?
Throttle the Telly?

Bash one out?
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

choking kojak....
am i the only one who's heard of this euphemism?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

Does Kojak only have one eye or something?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:29, archived)

no... its just that he has a bald head....
maybe it's kojak in a roll-neck sweater!!!
oh bugger!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

ewww

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:32, archived)

I've heard that one

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:32, archived)

a teary one

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

Teary like crying
Or Teary like the socket's been raped?
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:33, archived)

you choose

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:38, archived)

It's the first time I've heard that one

But it does make some sort of sense now you mention it
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)

Roger Cook recording himself strangling the Dalai Lama?
yeah, bindun soooo many times
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)