Yes, I suppose they are bloody big bullet holes.

*EDIT* Bollocks, I hate posting crappy pics at the same time JJ posts brilliant ones...

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( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)

There there
I know how you feel.

I'm a bit RIS though. Shooting lard?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)

Shooting his man-fat.
Don't worry - if you're still RISing I can always post a more literal illustration. Shortly before getting lynched.
( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)