Frankly it was like...


... though, obviously, this is a Hollywood barber shop. Or possibly Brazillian.

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)

a can of tuna in a barbershop/salon?

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)

It's like eating...
frankly, I'm sorry I bothered.

Though obviously, I barely bothered
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)

don't worry, it happens to everyone at some moment.
*pats back*
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

THAT'S NOT MY BACK!

( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

...i wondered why you've gotten all hairy and sweaty all of a sudden.

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

*Checks*
I've actually been hairy and sweaty for a long time....
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

A sunlit fishy-smelling hairdresser's?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)

I'm really not getting half of these eumphamisms
A tin of fish in a hairdressers?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

like totally deserted of hair dudes
and giving it some FISHTIN!!!

FISHTIN!!! FISHTIN!!! FISHTIN!!!!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

haha
that made me laugh

Edit: Sean Connery up to his wrist.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

A seamy tin of guts in the Beckhams' dressing room?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

I like the sound of that.
Well, not 'like', exactly, but y'know.
( Sea Tramp full of 'useful advice', Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)

That sounds really horrible :/

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)

casserole in a hair salon?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

I know, I know
it's really serious
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)

This makes
my brain ache
( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hairy
and smells of fish?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)

Getting there...
The phrase I'm looking for is "It's like eating a tin of tuna off a barbershop floor..."
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)

there it is!
just up there ^^
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)

*chases*

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

Romantic.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)

It's the grammar school education
From essex.
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)

sexy

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)

sauce! :O
;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

hahaha
how do's? you well?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

^This
:S
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)

Gah!
"it was like eating a seamy tin of guts in the Beckhams' dressing room.."
( Sea Tramp full of 'useful advice', Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)

But apart from that
... what else did they say about YOUR MUM!
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)

Well I hope you find it
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)

I've never heard that one
Though I like it :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

I want to
draw a ghost in the corner of that room
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)

Who's stopping you?

( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)

A policeman
who has recently entered my house. he has warned me that if I draw a ghost in the corner
of that picture he can arrest me for criminal damages and take me to a court where
a magistrate will preside and cast doubt on my story. he will sentence me to a life of
grime
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)

You see, If I don't ask...
... it would have kept me awake all day
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

THE PIXIES!
ON HAMSTERS WHO LIVE IN MY PC!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)

Hello!

What fun-packed scribbles have you planned for the day?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)

I have
planned at some point today to draw a picture of a man called "Van van van van" trying to hire a van. haha! What fun shall ensue?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

Van van van van?

Is he French?

I have a drawing idea I thought of in my head which I am now considering and perhaps even drawing. But here's the thing; I need a word to include in the drawing. Do you have such a word you could suggest?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

figleytobis
*I realise that wasn't directed at me, but I've never seen any, you see
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

Baramoam!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

Brencefoil
It's a kind of laminate metal used on the underside of the hulls of Superdense Hospital
Ships to prevent them from flaking as they travel through the dense Helium clouds of underSpace
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

You are Ian M. Banks,
and I claim my abbreviation lessons.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

hurrah!
For about three minutes there I was in Epic Sci-fi Novel mode.

Now I am in Lady Chatterly's Novel About Love And Things mode

*fondles some scruttocks in Master Plenman's haybarn shed*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

oooo draw a Superdense Hospital Ship
travelling through the dense Helium clouds of underSpace
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

What is he,
some kind of fucking JollyJack?

He is? Oh, right. Fair enough.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

BIGGAAAAR!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

fucksocks
didn't check size properly
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

Like eatin'
Sushi off the barbershop floor.

Prolly.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)