Ta da!


Apologies for shitness...

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(mister_barfly, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

yes
but it's more like the brief

than endless euphamisms
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

Haha
*Likes this*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)

driving to their dirty love nest eh?
what happens next?
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

pfffffffffft

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)

As long as he doesnt stick unleaded where only diesel should go

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

haha
wait for part 2!
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

I hope I wont have to give credit card details

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)

Avast!
I quite like that, I think or car sex when watching people fill up with petrol. And my ex used to destroy his petrol tank's innocence regularly. Whilst doing both the lady and boy voices. What a cleft.

Yeah, I know I'm only meant to be on here in my lunch break but it's DEAD here and I'm bored and I've done my main chores for today.


fuck the system. I applied for a junior analyst position today- probably won't get it. It'd be nice though, it's about 25K per annum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)

'noon skipper
To hell with the system!
Hows you this fine day?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)

Not earning 25K per annum
so not *that* great

:D

Thee?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

Yea not too bad
Got me a graphics tablet so I'm doodling the day away
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)

I want one of them!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)

Wheelybird convinced me to get one
They're well neat. PC world are doing them for fairly cheap at the moment
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)

Hello the Captain.


I've not seen you around much. Are you avoiding me?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)

Nope, I haven't been around much, my befeathered companion.
But I have missed you greatly. Many a night have I sat alone on the prow, wishing I could hear the delicate tweet of my wheelybirdycakes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)

These are sad, friendless times we live in.

But luckily if you stick around a while you'll get to see me post a lovely thing.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)

As long as it's not diseased penis it's all good.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)