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( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)

*spluffs*

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

Haha POW
*Spluffs like krakatoa*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

BACARDI BEEZER!
woo


( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahah
brilliant

*wants to click 'i like this'* :(
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)

Well I'll let you if you're really good.

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

gimme the motherfucking link then
*impatient*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)

I would, but my shopping is so bad, they've taken that link away.
Just notices the lacking of the afore mentioned.

:*(
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

did you not ever post it in a new thread then?
shame - could have clicked it then. You could always falsely compo it... that would make an 'i like this' option appear :P
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

try this
I like this!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

CHear
Yeah but quite late.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

Arrgh
I cannot believe I recognised the tubgirl arc of erm... "liquid". I'm going now.

WYH for the pic btw.
( bowdie, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)

That stuff tastes of sweet vomit, and smells of it too.
I don't know how girls can get through so much of it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

chavs will drink any type of swill, as long as it gets them drunk.

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)

Not for me. I go for three set genres.
Real ale, red wine and single malt.

Yes, I am someone's dad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

i'm going to buy you a pipe for your birthday
and some slippers
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)

but you're not a chav.
or are you?
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)

I own one pair of trousers with stripes
And there's only two stripes. And they're my painting trousers.

So no, not chav. Metaller. Kind of the antichav.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)

that answers your question then.
breezer=chavs.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)

I'm with you there
apart from the malt. Although credit to you for it being single malt, but it's just not my thing.

Except maybe aged in sherry casks.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

It's a taste you either love or hate, I think.
Like sour mash bourbon- I love it but I know a lot who hate it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)

sour mash I like

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

Erm
you're a girl too, you should know :)
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

Not one of those ones though.
And I'm only really girl shaped, mentally I'm quite masculine.

well, I say that, but I get very excited by 50s peep toed slingbacks. They're just so cute.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

See, shoes do nothing for me
I can't be a real girl either. Also, I can use a computer, have a science degree and cannot giggle convincingly.

Oh god I'm a man and a geeky man too!

*weeps manfully*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)

but you have a cracking arse

( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)

haha

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha, thanks
Actually I quite like lip balm and false nails. I also like my corset and pretty colours.

Perhaps I am a real girl.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

a geek brain in a girl's body...
*is in love*
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

You're not a man, I've seen you and you're not man shaped.
Plus you turned yourself inside out and found a baby, so you can't be.

I'm very imressed though- a science degree. I wish I had a degree, I don't mind what kind. What kind of science?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

Microbiology
I've got a published peer-reviewed paper too!

(Development and Application of an Assay for Uranyl Complexation by Fungal Metabolites, Including Siderophores)
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)

I understood all the words of 3 letters and less.
I am mightily impressed though. Whattagal.

(corsets are fantastic, I have a few myself!)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

me too!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

you have to wear the matching gloves
and hat
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

Breezer or spunk?
Does pineapple breezer make spunk taste of pineapple in the same way that actual pineapple does?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

Does it?
I never knew that!
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

Apparently not \/ \/
Vic Reeves was doing a programme on sex and food the other day, but I missed the bit on what makes spunk taste better.

Sugar puffs I shouldn't wonder.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

I don't know if it was directly attributed
but the ex with the nicest tasted fluids ws obsessed with petit filous. He'd go through a pack a day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

actual pineapple doesn't work either.
My ex used to drink a pink of pineapple juice a day and it still tastes like salty musty phlegm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

bicardi breezer squeezer!
woo!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

yay
a proper compo entry!
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)

yeah, I was going to point that out
but I'm not that much of a cunt...

oh wait...

yes I am
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)

I'm not certain that is pineapple flavour
Have a woo for your trouble, sir!
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)

I can cum better than that
otherwise WOO
( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

where have you been?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)

feltching turds from his own withering balloon knot

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

Yeh, but I meant where has he been
except for the usual

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( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)

STOP WATCHING ME!

( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

I can't help it!!!1

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

*hypnotises*

( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

feltching turds from my own withering balloon knot
and knitting
( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

Braw!
That stuff makes the ladies fight each other.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

Been to Budzbar again Duke?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)

It's been a while,
I need to go back and pick up one of their lovely lassies.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)