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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

Has it really come to this?


Really?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

The Outlook is bleak
:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

arf!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU I REEEEEAAALLLY LOVE YOUR COOL VECTORS???!?!!!??!?!11!?!/?//!?!?





LOL
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

donkey rape.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

nooooooooo

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

You've got Male

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

*punches self for laughing*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

Punches dbroon as I laughed too.

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

*bleeds*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

*confuseds*

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

I saw a skinflick once where a big black postman came in and said
"I'm from the US Mail, as in Male. Although it should say Mule"

Then a butler who looked like jimi hendrix came in, chucked his muck on a ladies tits and said "The Butler did it!"
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

HAHAHA

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

sounds great

( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahahahaha
I want to see this.
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

OH OH OH
Original pirate material
You're listening to the streets
Lock down your aerial
( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

We've all got our runnin's now

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
but shouldn't that be 'willy' ?
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

HAHAHA YOU SAID WILLY!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

LMAOPLANES SO DID YOU!!!!111

( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

ZOMGAGAPOPS

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

haha
that's wonderful
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaha!
But didn't notice that it was a compo entry at first and was expecting:

inbox, outbox, inbox, outbox, shakeitallaboutbox.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hah!
Glad it wasn't just me!

Woo!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Well if that's how you like to do it...

(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

wipeitonthecurtainsbox
;)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

#You put your left foot in,
left foot out...#

footing is the new fisting



*cough*
apparently
(jammietarts ..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

:D
Very cleverly done. Impressed I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Sorry it took so long

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

That's fantastic.
Look at my sexy going out glasses. I'm such a horny beast.

(brb, ciggie time)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

is that nick nolte?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

gary busey

( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

He's second in command
of my fantasy B movie actor team.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

who first?
i suppose mine is malcom mcdowell, but that's his own fault.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

Got to be Brian Dennehy
'Imposing, barrel chested and now silver haired prolific US actor..'
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)

he's actually very good
when he can be arsed.
and my friend is related to him.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)

Rutger Hauer, obviously.
Then Gary Busey, Brian Dennehy and Michael Ironside.

When I get the cash they're going to be in a film about a hard-bitten cop who doesn't always play by the rules.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

but...but...
they can't ALL be the hard-bitten cop who doesn't always play by the rules...?
ah, michael ironside. cheap rates for phoning-in performances.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

Dennehy & Busey will be the buddy cop partners
Hauer will be the main baddie, who ordered both their families killed and Ironside his evil right hand who actually did the killing.

You know you'd go see that film.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

is he the cop in Fear and loathing then?
"can I trouble you for a kiss?"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

thank you!
i had gary, but my brain kept saying sinise.
isn't his son just as bonkers?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

just as odd-looking at least
the baddie in the frighteners?
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)

yep
not the most stable family line

edit: just checked - father and son both on coke. both bonkers. but dad's harder - he's got black belts in EVERYTHING. and he's high...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

Gary Busey

( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

hahaha
i can't remember the name of that chap, but i know it to be right
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

hahahahaha

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

This is a modern World...
Da da da da!...
This is a Modern World...

Wooo
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

bah!
redex for me :(
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

lol u suxx0rz

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

your mum

( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

And me

( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

bah bah bahhhhhh
sorry. Jim'll fix it's in my head again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

GO AND CHUCK YOUR MUCK OVER YOUR SISTERS JUBBLIES

( 4dam party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

LOL

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

It shouldn't be, it's on my own server
*checks anti-horrid-boy settings*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

They must be fine
I can see it.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

*offended*
i don't want to see it now, it's probably rubbish anyway
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

Never mind
You probably wouldn't get it anyway.
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

yeah
girl humour is a nonsense
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

i can't see it either.
girl humour is the best.
all the girls i've ever had anything to do with have needed lots of it.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

me too

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

Hmmmm
I'll go and have a quiet word with the developer.

She's off sick but I'll make her fix it anyway.

*cracks whip*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

didn't work when I copied the URL either
but if I took off the image name and found it in you image directory it worked. Fuck know's what's up.

18
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

You on a Mac?
We disabled hotlinking but b3ta's an allowed site so it should be OK.

18 till what? *excites*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

Mac? How dare you!
Full on milestone cock action (tomorrow)

17
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

Sorry
Where I come from, editors always use Macs.

Really? I'll make a point of being around then.
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

Ngghh
oh dear.

Multitasking again?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

Sweet mother of god!
Have this groansome woo ;)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

hahahaha, that's ace!
...and then this popped into my head...

...and now I feel soiled.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

and so you should!
*sniggers*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)

heeeheee

( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
It's like old skool internet ascii pron
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

wow
it's almost as exciting as the real thing!!

:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

harrharrharf!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha
well done indeed
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)