Needs more austin powers...

edit : Beef Curtains!! and a dirty shag!

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:52, archived)

RIS
bath,shag,kebab,meat
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:54, archived)

how can you miss
the beef curtains???

ok .. the dirty shag was a little obscure .. but it's always good to keep a surprise!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:57, archived)

BEEF STORK* SHOWER!!!!
hahahahhhahaha


*may not be a stork
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:54, archived)

right.... i'm lost....
beef skewer... beef kebab...

and nobody got my choking kojak joke...

thats it... i'm going home... your all gay!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:54, archived)

ahhhhh beef curtains

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)

which joke?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)

nobody knew what it meant

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6781318

pft
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:56, archived)

I don't
Will you explain it please?
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)

Beef curtains
self satisfied male phrase for the inner labia on some women (which is laughable considering how pretty their genitalia is).


Sorry, one of my least favourite phrases. Along with 'minge' 'flange' and other such horrid words for such a brill part of the body.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)

spam javellin
:)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)

dead bagpipes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)

haggis?
:o at this time of day? :o
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:02, archived)

There are flower petals
and then there are beef curtains.

The world is wide enough for both.

And I think he was asking about the Kojak joke. My guess would be that Kojak looks like a penis and thus choking resembles the stroking of a penis by grasping in a manner that gives the appearance of choking said member.
( hanke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)

There are ugly testicles and there are.....
tee hee. Girls win.

:D Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Right, I am offski to band practice. Buh bye, peoples of the Earth.

(pachey is a SHE)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)

Testicles are lovely!!!
ok, not ALL of them - but that's the same for everything
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:07, archived)

This
most women are too in love with themselves to truely appreciate male beauty. Hairy backs and testicles FTW.
( hanke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)

I like hairy backs
Reminds me of gorillas. In a sexy way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

Testicles are..... functional.
In most cases.

But not pretty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)

I disagree.
What happens now?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

One of us must die.
And it can't be me, I've got to cook dinner later.

edit: and anyway, I'm offski. Much love to all, and especially much love to Mister Dixon and his very pretty testicles.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:10, archived)

It can't be me either
I've got to entertain my lovely bloke later and he won't half be cross if I'm dead

edit: bye!!! *left mwah* *right mwah*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:11, archived)

shishcabob heron bath
*spills*
( hanke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:56, archived)

Tub bird?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:57, archived)