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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

tracey emin?
give her a briggsy bonus!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

Is that the same as an Alaskan Snow Dragon?
edit: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+snow+dragon

not quite. Alaskan snow dragons are the shiznit.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

No, she went of her own accord.
/joke cross-over blog
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

Genoa?
Etc.
( mofaha, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

Seriously
I find at least one of those definitions really upsetting.
( mofaha, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

one of the 30?
best thing I find to make them spuff up the man chowder is to shove a bottle up her cunt and kick it until it breaks

:)
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

I didn't get any further than page 1.
Also: ugh.
( mofaha, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

bloody nora

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)

nah her name was Claire

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

hahahaha
you sicko
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

was?
did she die from it?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

nah.. was in casualty for a couple of weeks from internal bleeding
... what do you think...?

_{making it up as i go along...}
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

O RLY?

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

mmm a finer airport you`ll never experience

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)

I hold the patent on that, cunto
now hold still while I urticate you
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

you must allow me to donkey punch you first, baby

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

*seagulls*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

hahahaha
quote of the day!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

ewwwww
this always sounds like a dangerous thing to do to me (as well as un fair and unpleasant) - considering what she has in her mouth and the potential for BITING IT OFF IN REVENGE!

Oh and happy b3taday!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

you take it out first,
sheesh!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

Erm...
"While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one."
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

the spiderman
"ftw"
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)

GO WEB GO!!!!
*flicks*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

"...the aristocrats"

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
yes!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

sounds risky.
I much prefer this one:

alaskan snow dragon

An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals.... Now you have made her perform the alaskan snow dragon!


( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

Thank you muchly
Also Angry Dragon is available as a kids book, I found out. I wonder if the author knows the 'urban' definition?
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

Yeah...
I'm not impressed by this term.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)