my gift to you!


From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

wooo
Tightrope walk job, that
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

haha
woo!

Edit: No need for the words at the end tho.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

words exclamation mark
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

^this
explaining the joke spoils the joke
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

bad words
i thought about leavin words out but when i put them in they looked funny! ah well, gonna kill myself now *sob*
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

they do look funny
i just don't think they're necessary

no killing of self needed
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

ok
death cancelled thanks for input ;P
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)

LOL
emo
( davew27, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)

^
this
( Drunken Vet, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)

in other news...
I just went out for a fag and there was a pair of tights on my front doorstep.

What can that mean?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)

sexy tiem?
/Generic answer
(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)

It's windy?

( the holly and the ivv, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

I didnt know it could be that windy.
Amazing what the weather can do.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)

I don't know...
I thought it was something about gurning until the words came up but then I had a very bad night and only just got up...
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)

my
she's got wide lips

bet she could swallow 3 cucumbers at once
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

there's no nutrition in cucumbers
she'd be better off swallowing her fist
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

fist leg
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

but posh peepil make sandwiches out of them
at the garden parties, innit

in tents
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)

only so the can save money that can be spent on
cutting off the crusts, cocaine, caviar and shaven dogs.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)

all traditional parts of our "culture"
and must be preserved, for future generations of rich people
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

I saw a film like that once
Was rather informative
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

sounds very educational
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

hahahaha I love your username :D

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

she looks innocent
then becomes decidedly scary...

*sets fire to b3ta
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)